Monday, 23 July 2012 02:21
"A Closer Look" Quickie UpdateWritten by Matt
Time to gaze at some tires...
Tire enthusiasts have a new happy place...
Apparently all the Italian tire makers named their companies after various pastas.
Luigi follow only the Ferraris.
Luigi displays various props from his world travels in Cars 2.
Yes, that's a real re-done Cars-themed Periodic Table, and yes, it's pretty hilarious.
Here's where tires fly!
Don't know how to control a flying tire? These helpful signs are here to, well, help.
It's basically "Luigi's Flying Bobsleds"...
Yep. If you lean too far to the left you'll hit bottom, just like the Los Angeles Times.
So remember - BLTF. It's a bacon, lettuce and tomato you want to... nevermind.
...and make sure you and your significant other are wearing alternating colors that perfectly match Guido & Luigi.
Even the knobs on the handrails are tires...
Are you frothing at the mouth to ride this?
Perhaps churning up inside?
Rats, I thought of something witty to say, but I just drew a large blank.
I'm sure I'll remember. I just need another shot. Possibly a double shot.
Poor tires. Always been passed over...
Ready to ride a flying tire?
Apparently all the air used comes from prehistoric farts. Who knew?
One more page to go. Racers coming up next!